It’s not often mentioned on classic rock radio, but Atlantic Records wrote a clause into Led Zeppelin’s record contract that required the outline of Robert Plant’s penis to be clearly visible from a distance of ten yards whenever he appeared in public. This bit of image management had a tendency to make an afternoon game of footy a bit awkward.
That myth about vampires not being able to enter your home without an invitation is totally a bunch of crap they made up to lull you into a false sense of security. The truth of the matter is that a vampire can enter your home any damn time he pleases. There’s probably one under your bed right now. Sleep tight, my little angels!