Daily Urban Legend

The first draft of Fifty Shades of Grey was written on the back of a Denny’s placemat.

Hey, did you guys know that the “Jimmy” in Jimmy Carter is short for Jimothy? It’s an old Southern name you don’t hear much anymore.

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There exists an unaired series finale of the crime procedural Murder She Wrote where it is revealed that mystery novel author/amateur gumshoe Jessica Fletcher actually committed all of the murders.

The original title of the Elvis Presley song “A Little Less Conversation” was “Shut Up And F**** Me” but it had to be changed to something a little more family friendly for commercial release.

Every Christmas, state run Iranian television stations show this scene from Santa’s Slay on a 24 hour loop.

FACT: This still from the movie Groundhog Day documents the single time in his life that character actor Michael Shannon smiled. This includes his life off-screen.

- Jonathan Hawks

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It’s not often mentioned on classic rock radio, but Atlantic Records wrote a clause into Led Zeppelin’s record contract that required the outline of Robert Plant’s penis to be clearly visible from a distance of ten yards whenever he appeared in public. This bit of image management had a tendency to make an afternoon game of footy a bit awkward.

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That myth about vampires not being able to enter your home without an invitation is totally a bunch of crap they made up to lull you into a false sense of security. The truth of the matter is that a vampire can enter your home any damn time he pleases. There’s probably one under your bed right now. Sleep tight, my little angels!

Over the course of his/her career, the average cop will be required to turn in his/her badge and gun no less than 3 times.