Daily Urban Legend

what is chud

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:05:08 -0500

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087015/

Here's one you won't learn in school...

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 17:46:11 -0500

That ghost boy in the background of “Three Men And A Baby” died autoerotic asphyxiating. Deal with it.
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) December 27, 2012

Yeah, this checks out.

Sat, 22 Dec 2012 18:37:55 -0500

did you know that it’s in the constitution that the president has to marry miss america? lookit up, losers.
— UnderwearEyes (@UnderwearEyes) December 22, 2012

In this Kids in the Hall sketch, the record Dave Foley asks...

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 20:38:19 -0500

In this Kids in the Hall sketch, the record Dave Foley asks Bruce McCulloch to puke on is Side B of My War.

A report coming out of The University of Pennsylvania Department...

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 03:57:26 -0400

A report coming out of The University of Pennsylvania Department of Linguistics has determined that “strip club out by the airport” is the most depressing phrase in the English language.

I wrote this piece for Buzzfeed Music about my complicated...

Fri, 14 Sep 2012 16:17:10 -0400

I wrote this piece for Buzzfeed Music about my complicated feelings for frequent Daily Urban Legend subject Henry rollins. Please share if you enjoy it.

If you see a group of two or more men wearing matching TOMS,...

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 00:01:02 -0400

If you see a group of two or more men wearing matching TOMS, make a wish. It will be granted with 72 hours.

did actors die in expendables

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 23:53:51 -0400

Just spiritually.

FACT: Each year, 75% of all C.H.U.D. attacks go unreported.

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 22:11:24 -0400

FACT: Each year, 75% of all C.H.U.D. attacks go unreported.

FACT: This classic SNL sketch was Reid Carolin’s sole...

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 00:23:13 -0400

FACT: This classic SNL sketch was Reid Carolin’s sole inspiration for the Magic Mike screenplay.

The first draft of Fifty Shades of Grey was written on the back...

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 02:19:39 -0400

The first draft of Fifty Shades of Grey was written on the back of a Denny’s placemat.

Hey, did you guys know that the “Jimmy” in Jimmy...

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 23:31:06 -0400

Hey, did you guys know that the “Jimmy” in Jimmy Carter is short for Jimothy? It’s an old Southern name you don’t hear much anymore.

bacon flavored baby formula

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 23:26:29 -0400

What about it?

There exists an unaired series finale of the crime procedural...

Tue, 01 May 2012 23:04:15 -0400

There exists an unaired series finale of the crime procedural Murder She Wrote where it is revealed that mystery novel author/amateur gumshoe Jessica Fletcher actually committed all of the murders.

The original title of the Elvis Presley song “A Little...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 23:09:06 -0400

The original title of the Elvis Presley song “A Little Less Conversation” was “Shut Up And F**** Me” but it had to be changed to something a little more family friendly for commercial release.

Every Christmas, state run Iranian television stations show this...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 22:48:29 -0500

Every Christmas, state run Iranian television stations show this scene from Santa’s Slay on a 24 hour loop.

FACT: This still from the movie Groundhog Day documents the...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 00:47:00 -0500

FACT: This still from the movie Groundhog Day documents the single time in his life that character actor Michael Shannon smiled. This includes his life off-screen.

- Jonathan Hawks

whatiremembered: It’s not often mentioned on classic rock...

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 11:06:42 -0500

whatiremembered:

It’s not often mentioned on classic rock radio, but Atlantic Records wrote a clause into Led Zeppelin’s record contract that required the outline of Robert Plant’s penis to be clearly visible from a distance of ten yards whenever he appeared in public. This bit of image management had a tendency to make an afternoon game of footy a bit awkward.

That myth about vampires not being able to enter your home...

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:22:13 -0500

That myth about vampires not being able to enter your home without an invitation is totally a bunch of crap they made up to lull you into a false sense of security. The truth of the matter is that a vampire can enter your home any damn time he pleases. There’s probably one under your bed right now. Sleep tight, my little angels!

Over the course of his/her career, the average cop will be...

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:11:42 -0500

Over the course of his/her career, the average cop will be required to turn in his/her badge and gun no less than 3 times.