Daily Urban Legend

That myth about vampires not being able to enter your home without an invitation is totally a bunch of crap they made up to lull you into a false sense of security. The truth of the matter is that a vampire can enter your home any damn time he pleases. There’s probably one under your bed right now. Sleep tight, my little angels!

After watching the Twilight movies, Paris Hilton is offering any vampire up to $300,000 dollars for the service of turning her into a vampire as well. Her rationale being that if she can preserve her looks in their current state, it will save her the time and money of undergoing the invasive plastic surgery procedures she will inevitably endure to slow down the aging process. Also, she’s said to gladly trade an eternity of drinking blood for a lifetime of having to diet and watch what she eats. Plus, she’s also said to be fond of the idea of being able to sparkle in the sunlight.

None of her friends have the heart to tell her that vampires don’t actually exist. Furthermore, a lot of them are really entertained by Ms. Hilton’s naivety and are trying to let this go one for as long as possible.